“Another package from your secret admirer?” Her friend gestured towards the wrapped box she was holding.

“I guess so.”

“Well, are you going to open it?”

She turned the package over, “I guess?”

“Wait!  In case it’s a bomb.  Or a plague or something.” Her friend moved to the other side of the office, “Okay, open it.”

“You honestly think three feet of distance will protect you from the plague?” She tore the wrapping off and opened the box.

“Well? What is it?”

“It’s… Uh…a framed photo of his junk.”

“Ooh, how romantic.” Her friend paused, “Well, let me see it!”


drabble is a short work of fiction of one hundred words in length¹.

  • Hahahaha this is great! Drabbles are NOT easy to write, and you totally made this one awesome. Good job!

    • GFM

      Thanks! I love writing Drabbles, I think I’m going to need an intervention.

  • Hahahaha!!!

  • This is one of those times I’m really, really hoping this is entirely a work of fiction and has no basis in truth.

    • GFM

      Have I ever told you the story of the Simpsons mug guy? He kinda inspired this one.